Now, rather than refer to 30 years' worth of research found in academic journals on social psychology and behaviour modification, I'll just sit here all smug and shit and point out that if you read my profile and don't message or reply to the Dodger, it's because you're some combination of train wreck, stupid, insecure, and boring. Since the Dodger is aware that the vast majority of women on online-dating sites are meet-nobody attention whores who are here for only ego-propping, validation, and therapy (that includes YOU until proven otherwise, sugar lips! However, I come from a modest, if not relatively rough, background, so I don't go for a lot of bourgeosie BS.
), I have only one small request: DO NOT MESSAGE THE DODGER OR REPLY TO THE DODGER IF YOU SUCKY DUCKY WHEN IT COMES TO A BATTLE OF WITS. Unlike these other idiots, I know how to use spell shecker.
I think the asshat is a complete douche, a girly-man, but if that's your thing, then good luck to you. The first thing I did was explain a tiny bit about what I was doing to the women, and they seemed to get it.
It makes me cringe as a man and I've probably seen every porno movie ever created. This is like walking up to a girl wearing a teeshirt with a picture of your penis photoshopped to look like it's 9 feet long. OK - I'm going to do an experiment - an over the top cocky/funny ad like this going up side by side with a more tame but still cocky/funny version like I usually put up. And I should warn you that even if you stand your ground in the battle of wits, sweetness, you'll be completely confused whether you want to kiss me passionately or slap me silly. I'm smarter, more cunning, more challenging, and have more super powers than every woman on this site. After all, since I'm betting 50-to-1 that you are too timid, socially anxious, neurotic, and downright paranoid to get away from boring text on the computer screen and actually meet a flesh-and-blood person, your conversational skills had better be worth it. And I should warn you that even if you stand your ground in the battle of wits, sweetness, you'll be completely confused whether you want to kiss me passionately or slap me silly. I'm smarter, more cunning, more challenging, and have more super powers than every woman on this site. Anything said over email is going to appear much more harsh than if it was said in person, because you don't have the benefit of body language. It doesn't FIT on one screen, because it doesn't BELONG on one screen. The girl can't see that you're saying this with a smirk on your face like you don't really mean it so it just comes out as cocky/funny. I had to skip the gym because they're coming in like all hands on deck. I've carefully constructed my profile along psychological principles to weed out women whom most men don't want, and the result has been that I've been meeting some really incredible women who are genuinely attractive, intelligent, confident, and playful. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. LOL one guy pm'd me calling me a fake etc becaues I had used a profile like this and somehow he found or knew about that profile format (it wasn't verbatm).One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. I'm a bad boy who's been reformed and refined (in life, not prison). I typically use my own material but on occasion try something like this. My harshest critic is either myself or, possibly, my mother. I'll dub you Queen (Dairy Queen) of the castle (White Castle), but that's about it. Really - I am going to be studying (and living life) for awhile, so would prefer to meet someone who is in the same sort of situation, or with the same outlook. We'll go to the dump and throw rocks at rats (or hobos), then get drunk on tequila and knock over occupied porta-pots. Ok, I know you are dying to hear about me, so here goes. Especially bacon wrapped bacon deep fried in bacon grease. it DHV with lots of material, had a sense of humour, and witt. thought you guys might want to check it out for those who are doing online dating and have to make a profile I am toes in sand, breeze on skin, and squirtgun behind you. Not the serious kind of trouble so much; more like getting a rise out of somebody. Wow, that shirt is nice' [cheshire smile and walk away]. I'm judgmental, though I strongly believe in and respect personal freedom. (If you are over 300 lbs., we'll go for grazing and a mooooo-vie) Why does everyone want a "first date" to see if there's "chemistry" anyway? We will drop a roll of Mentos into a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke and see what happens. I'll probably skip on the garden variety coffee date. Look at that, you are already doing what I tell you to do, this just might work out.I'm not for beginners, and if you are a beginner, I recommend gaining some entry-level experience with the illiterate knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers in my "Similar Users" box. Just look at them sitting down there like a panel of socially inept misfits and desperate virgins -- I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of them wants you to join him on his webcam so he can show you his junk and gag himself with a poopy-trailed pair of undies.